catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

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jaclcfrost:

i like knowing character ages and heights and birthdays because it makes them feel more real to me and i like that feeling because i’m a fucking nerd

dyalated:

vinebox:

When a hot guy posts a selfie on instagram

who is this hero?

Take my memories. But I hope you’ve got a big appetite because I’ve lived a long life and I’ve seen a few things. I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I’ve watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn’t believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby!”

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

imissnepeta:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

You write a novel.

Everyone loves the novel.

Someone makes a movie based off your novel.

Your favorite actor is cast in the movie based on your novel.

You become best friends with said actor.

It can’t happen if you don’t sit your ass down and write your novel.

I love how this person just knows we fantasize about this

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

harlequinnade:

HELLO  DAD

HELLO MOM 

I’M A 

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                                            CHERRY BOMB

poutysoldier:

my legacy

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

stillalivedoingscience:

punmonster:

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inCREDIBLE

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