dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

ultrafacts:

mitchgibson2112:

ultrafacts:

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I never said she stole my money!
i NEVER said she stole my money!
i never SAID she stole my money!
i never said SHE stole my money!
i never said she STOLE my money!
i never said she stole MY money!
i never said she stole my MONEY!

Whoa. Weird! I read those all in my head!

Also, Here’s another interesting one. A professor once wrote “A woman without her man is nothing” on a board

The professor told his class to correctly punctuate the sentence. The males in the classroom wrote, “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women in the class wrote, “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” With just a simple change in punctuation, the entire meaning of the sentence was changed in an instant.

keylimepie:

ectobiolodaddy:

i think ppl should draw smooches more because basically if you can draw a heart you can draw a KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i mean these are simple smooch poses but… they are so fun 2 do *_*

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cheerfullycharlie:

deansass:

your-sword-and-shield:

deansass:

what if the voice in your head is actually the voice of the demon that possesses you

Well mine needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning

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s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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sha-nae-nae:

goldenwintersun:

Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?

Thank you

doctorsherlocklokison:

futile-space:

a presentation by futile-space and alexemrulz

enjoy

Actually glasses are symmetrical and humans are drawn to symmetrical things and that’s why certain shapes or types of plants, etc, are more attractive to the human eye. Glasses, especially sunglasses, even out the face and make it appear more symmetrical.

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

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